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7/30/2014
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If you fight like a married couple, talk like best friends, flirt like first lovers and protect each other like siblings, then you know you are meant to be.

(Source: scream-movies.com, via screamtrilogy)

noctom-poetom:

yokes93:

yokhakidfiasco:

kaddy-kablamo:

buzzfeedrewind:

Kids today will never understand.

The LAST ONE omfg

Used to have fun with the last one

The last fuckin one

Oh the struggle was too real with the last one

(via chrodgangsta)

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

(via princesspurplez)

caseyanthonyofficial:

I just invented a new word:

Plagiarism

(via thighrabanks)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

tunte:

tom-aiac:

This is true art right here.

Humans are great

(Source: best-of-memes, via the-danger-days-on-planet-terror)

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

(via wpyrokinesisq)

freckledtrekkie:

daddyslittlemistake:

clockworkturnip:

shickalenia:

the-skinny-hero-guy:

Admit it, the first thing we’d all do if we woke up gender swapped is masturbate.

I would pay money and make popcorn just to watch some of the men I’ve known in my life masturbate after being genderswapped. Not for any erotic reasons, just to see if they could even figure out how.

"wait, so which hole- what the hell- how do- *breaks down crying*"

"OW THAT DOESN’T FEEL GOOD!"

"You think?" *Eats popcorn*

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(via mamriehelbig)

not-burnie:

Apparently my little brother was watching porn on my older brother’s Netflix account so he wouldn’t get caught but plot twist my older brother was doing the same thing with my younger brother’s account and now they’re both grounded and I’m the only one allowed on Netflix

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(Source: kaijuno, via mamriehelbig)

babythc:

thank u ryden

(Source: rydenarmani, via typicalwelshnonsense)

meladoodle:

*walks up to newborn baby* haha fuckin virgin

(Source: meladoodle, via mamriehelbig)

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7/29/2014
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queerodinson:

[casually submits idris elba for consideration to be the new batman instead of ben affleck]

(via mamriehelbig)

tyleroakley:

sluttytroye:

this sounds especially wrong when you don’t know what he’s talking about

TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

(Source: twinkbottomsivan)